Which female singer has the best ASS ???????????????

[Wayne to Jari]

What I'm wondering is who's going to be first to actually answer the question...

I dunno Rev... girls do have cooties after all....

[Stardust]

Im gonna go with Kylie. Yeah!! The first answer, made by a woman!! :disco:

[dprussky]

not really much of a singer, but a great butt:

Jennifer Lopez

[algernon]

What's it matter anyway? Their asses don't do the singing. :p

Well, yes, in a way they do. For a young female singer seeking any kind of commercial success, the tone of the derriere is as important as the tone of the voice. Let's face it: big hips ain't hip. As the butt sags, so does the career. Linda Ronstadt,Trisha Yearwood, Alison Krause, Mary Chapin Carpenter are three who did serious work on naturally large cabooses when they made their initial push into the spotlight. The hard, cold truth is that no matter how sweet the voice,no one wants to hear songs of romance sung by a lard-ass girl.

[panbient]

The hard, cold truth is that no matter how sweet the voice,no one wants to hear songs of romance sung by a lard-ass girl.

unless you happen to be into queen (fat bottom girls) and spinal tap (big bottom) WAY too much

[Stardust]

not really much of a singer, but a great butt:

Jennifer Lopez

tooo big man....how can anyone like big butts.

[Stardust]

spinal tap (big bottom)

love that song!!

[Enchantra]

Well, yes, in a way they do. For a young female singer seeking any kind of commercial success, the tone of the derriere is as important as the tone of the voice. Let's face it: big hips ain't hip. As the butt sags, so does the career. Linda Ronstadt,Trisha Yearwood, Alison Krause, Mary Chapin Carpenter are three who did serious work on naturally large cabooses when they made their initial push into the spotlight. The hard, cold truth is that no matter how sweet the voice,no one wants to hear songs of romance sung by a lard-ass girl.

Popularity-wise, maybe. Talent-wise, not necessarily. Just because the mainstream audience prefers looks along with semi-talent doesn't mean the two go hand-in-hand. The fact is that the size of a woman does not determine her singing ability at all. Many large women have been blessed with beautiful voices and have made it big also. Patti LaBelle is one example. You though were referring to young female singers, I noticed. However partially true that may seem to be, even today more voluptuous girls are singing and men are loving it.




*Also I'd like to add that Shakira has a nice bottom. :D

[Black Dog]

Shakira or Beyonce Knowls. Yes I am taking this trhread seriously.

[onop]

J.Lo