I saw these guys on the Hello Nasty Tour, and they rocked! It was the first (big-league) band I'd seen, and to make it even crazier, I was all hopped up on some crazy acid. They played all kinds of punk songs, and the revolving stage was awesome. A Tribe Called Quest opened, and it was their last tour. They were great too, but they had some towel-wavin' cats with them, and the show was only cool when the stage revolved Phife and Q-Tip my way.
I remember there was some drunk girl standin' next to me, and her friends kept lookin' at me cause' she was all over me, despite the fact that her boyfriend was about 10 feet away. She was sayin' somethin' about how he's an asshole, and since she was hot (and drunk) I was cool with that.
Anyway, I'm gettin' all these glances from her friends, and about halfway through Sabatoge, her boyfriend comes at me......

Now, I'm not a huge acid head, at all, but I was trippin' thinkin' about all the possible scenario's in a fighting situation, and what that would be like on acid. Could I defend myself effectively? I'm not punk. I can box real good, but I was unsure what effect the acid would have on my boxing skills.
So, this guy comes to try and lift me off the ground from behind, and (I'm about 6 ft. 2') this guy is short, so I gues he figured that he'd have to get me on the ground to have a fighting chance. Plus, he's kinda takin' a cheap shot tryin' to sneak up behind me. Maybe the acid acted as an early warning system, cause I kinda knew he was comin' without lookin', and as he was tryin' to lift my legs off the ground I spun around and grabbed his bitch-ass by his adam's apple. So, immediately, he lets go, and steps back. I was sqeezin' hard enough for him not to breathe, and when I let go I was singin' along with Sabatoge "Because I feel discraced because your'e all in my face" and I'm noticin' he's scared, so I just kinda left it at that. I was pointing at him, and generally lettin' him know he's gonna lose that one, so the Beasrie's will always remind me of that moment. Sorry so long.......
B-Boys....
B-Girlz.....
Got Tha Skillz ta Pay tha Billz!!!

Wow! Sounds like you had a pretty good night out! All while listening to some cool music too!