The hearse song ~ Author unknown
Don't you ever laugh when a hearse goes by ,
For you may be the next to die .
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet .
They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks
All goes well for about a week ,
Then your coffin begins to leak .
The worms crawl in , the worms crawl out ,
The worms play pinochle on your snout .
They eat your eyes , They eat your nose ,
They eat the jelly between your toes .
A big green worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in their stomach and out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green ,
And pus pours out like whipping cream .
You spread it on a slice of bread ,
And that's what you eat when you are dead .
