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Radiohead - In Polka (2023)

Over the past 40 years Radiohead have shown themselves to be masters of any genre they put their hand at whether it be rock, electronica , minimalism , reggae or death metal. So as you can imagine I was really excited when I discovered for this their 16th album they were going to enter the world of polka.
As you can imagine because it's Radiohead that automatically means that this album is better than any polka album that came before it and will probably never be bettered. All in all this is the best polka album ever made.

Favourite Songs - Fake Plastic Trombones , Pension Music (For A Cardigan) & OK Stairlift

I approve of this thread idea. Unfortunately I am way too tired to contribute right now.

Ok... fine, just one:

Metallica - Master of Muppets (2016)



After decades of trying to rediscover their "true" sound, Lars has finally lost it. He's replaced Hetfield, Trujillo, and Hammett with Kermit, Gonzo, and Beaker respectively. Despite the dramatic lineup change, the album is still well below the standards for any metal fan... suggesting that Lars himself, is probably the reason for the band's lackluster releases since ...And Justice for All.

Rumors are already circulating of a possible, final, lineup change (hint below).

We can only hope.

LoL at both of them.

Guns n' Roses 'The Charlie Manson Happy Hour'

Having first a release date of 2018, Guns n' Roses frontman, Axl Rose, told Spin Magazine, 'This is a special album. All of self-reflection. It includes everything I've found myself to be inside and out. I think it's my best yet.'

With it now being 2025, we recently heard from a friend of Axl's. The statement was, 'Axl is going through a tough time (again), he says the album will not be put until he passes away.'

On a bleak and gloomy day, on April 26th, 2028, we have lost a rock entity which long stood in our minds throughout the years...his name was Axl Rose.

Status as of May 1st, 2030

...still waiting on the posthumous album to be finished.

King Crimson - BaKc (Again) [2050]

[a.k.a. "baKc pain"]
Fripp & Co. return yet again as King Crimson mark 22, with Robert Fripp, now age 104, being the oldest guitar hero still alive who continues to record and tour, playing to packed arenas with his perennial art rock group King Crimson.

With the current crop of chart-topping psedo-neo-post-progressive-art-punk-revival modernist fusion big bands making no effort in hiding their allegiance to Mr. Fripp and his work, music lovers the world over have been flocking to see the living legend perform classic rock radio staples such as Larks' Tongues & Asprin Part 30, FraKctured Joints, and Fallen Angel Who Can't Get Up.

Joining Fripp for the first time in over two decades is fan favorite drummer Bill Bruford who will be supported by the heads of Tony Levin and Adrian Belew in jars ( their electronic instruments will be controlled telepathically ).

Critical response to the album has been overwhelmingly positive. Hailed as a true return to form and a landmark release for the 80 year old band, it can be said without a doubt that King Crimson are BaKc!

Awesome!!

the only thing I see wrong with Fripp is the fact that he should be sitting down while playing (if you wanna be accurate).

Good observation. He should've been in a wheelchair.

I have to say that except for the first post the rest are small funnies to some good s**t!


Grasshoppa Seba....while yours is the best so far....and I know I have mentioned this many many times, now....you really need to get out way more! Hell, you have a bigger apartment now.....explore it, at least.


YO!

just think Seba, if you were out more, you wouldn't have to worry about your car being stolen and/or towed away