this is funny stuff.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.macgr...exindex001.htm
New Help Aphex CD Available:
The new V/Vm Help Aphex Twin 4.0 is out in May 2003, pre-orders are available at the home of the musically insane V/Vm by following the link or finger clicking on the Aphex Twin covers below. The CD features 20 tracks of bewildering genre splicing brilliance beyond even the most advanced Aphex Twin classics. The Album Help Aphex Twin 4.0 takes you on a journey via the council houses of Brinnington, into a land that appears very broken drunk and untraditional. Imagine big daddy and giant haystack's on drugs, the bell sound's your in the ring haystack grab's you in a headlock, the daddy rub's goose fat all over your forehead, "suddenly" like angry anderson your thrown spinning in a rotating kebab like fashion out of the polygon window, you smash to the ground-----------as you pick yourself up, sounds advance to tickle you with laughing gas precision, as you breath in your head spins, you focus to realize your on on the street's with a stack of onlookers, as you flush a team of busty Stockport girls, zombiefied Stevie V and Abba fans appear, as they pick you up and start to lick your grazes with infected tongue, you begin to feel very very sick. There is no escape, the music herein is enough to make even the master Aphex quit. If you want to surprise your mates with radical slabs of acidic pop mutilated grind, then this is the one for you!
Available in 4 covers and not available for the faint hearted.
found 2 more dual tray pro cd recorders on ebay, watching those. one needs to be repaired though...
