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Old 01-15-2008, 06:41 AM   #1
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Worst album covers worldwide!

Title speaks for itself, post what you consider really b-a-d album covers.

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What you're looking at is the cover of glam hotshots Dokken and their fourth album, Under Lock And Key (1985).
Now I am a strong supporter of 80s fashion, but this is just terrible. Bad outfits, worse posing and seemingly no budget for a decent hairstylist. And there's no connection between the cover and the album title. I hate that! Except for if the cover is some sort of arrest warrant paper, who knows.
Musically though it's by far Dokken's best (studio-)effort, their only album where I actually enjoy entire songs instead of just waiting for George Lynch to rip through his solos. Also, great production.

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Old 01-15-2008, 12:05 PM   #2
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I am pretty sure there are one if not three of these threads, already. One of which was started by Psychedelic Syd.
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:11 PM   #3
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Anyhoo....


Front...




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A lot of her covers are over the top...but this one for her record Back to the S**T....


I am not sure WTF? anyone involved with this was thinking.
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:55 PM   #4
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LOL

That actually belongs on the 'Best album cover' thread! It's great! Behold the little vase beside the loo. Also the song titles, hehe.
Is she related to Michael and Janet and those guys?
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:56 PM   #5
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:07 PM   #6
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A group which was famous for the size of it's singer and this cover....and nothing else.
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:13 PM   #7
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Hey that's great also! Why don't you like these?

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Old 01-15-2008, 04:51 PM   #8
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Scorpions - Moment Of Glory

I'm not that sure if dinosaurs (specially a T Rex) used to wear earrings at that age, maybe it's just me but I just think it is out of fashion. But the ring on it's finger and necklace are allright.

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Old 01-15-2008, 05:03 PM   #9
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Louvin Brothers - Satan Is Real

This photograph taken is a real proof that Satan exists.

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Old 01-15-2008, 05:04 PM   #10
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The cover could be better, that's true. But it could also be worse.

EDIT: I meant the Scorpions cover. The other one has a funny edge to it as well.
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