well... in my understanding these two music styles have nothing in common!!!
How can you compare The Rollins Band to some cry of EMO boy with running eyeliner???

And it only took 6-months for someone to catch that.

Hey! For once Tanjello didn't refer to hair metal as 'corporate'. He called it 'cheesy'.
Going through changes so early in the year, Tanjello?

Well you know what. If you also add 'commercial' and replace 'hair metal' with 'cockrock' then you'll have four consecutive words starting with a 'c'!

Yay!

Could you also be so kind and edit out 'Black Metal'? I don't want those zombies stealing the Glam Brigade's thunder. Thanks in advance.