I basically only listen to Zep 1 anymore.

I've never fucked a cow, but I guess I'd prefer Led Zeppelin. Listening to them, I mean.

This one time at band camp....

I did something with a cow, I'm so ashamed

Band camp? Oh well it was for a good purpose then...

i went to highschool in rural canada. i remember hearing about this group of dudes (about 14 years old or so) who were daring each other to moon cows as close as possible and rumour has it that one of them got right in a cow's face, pulled a full moon and the cow replied with

And of course that was only a rumor and of course you never got to know those "dudes" any better.

one of them was in my class. that's how i heard the story. our high school covered just about 1000 square kilometers of area. just because you saw someone in class everyday didn't mean they lived anywhere close by.

Reason or excuse?

EDIT:
Only 1000 square km? Is that much by Canadian standards? My school probably covered just as much. I grew up in a rural area too, and I never got to hear any cow stories. Only there was this rich hot chick who kept talking about her stallion, so the rumor was flying she sucked his dick. Never confirmed though.