you might need a step stool.
you know he's like 4 feet tall, right?

My money is on the smorgster. It's not even a contest. Axl can't fight to save anyone's life, including his own. Just watch his teeth....he can't fight, but he will try to bite your calf or whatever other part of your leg he can get to.

watch out!
I hear he carries around a FORK just to JAB people!
and that he has some serious B.O.

aaaah!
I LOVE Axl-Bashing Threads!

I saw him last week at Graspop Metal Meeting. Before I went I laughed with him and said I would leave the festival as soon as he walked on stage. A little prejudice like most, never liked GNR that much after I was 15 . I stayed the whole gig. I loved it, although it seems I was the only one. Nice choice of songs (never expected My Michelle, Mr. Brownstone, So Easy, Nighttrain,... practicaly the whole appetite album), he sang good IMO. I expected way worse. He looked in a good mood as well. Maybe it was his only good day in years, but I really enjoyed, and am glad I didn't leave.

Chinese Democracy is gonna be the best album EVA!!!!