I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's;
I can still recall those training pants she wore;
She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
She asked me if I'd play 'Go Fish' forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd make it with a robot;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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Riding on the rocket I wanna go to pluto
Space foods are marshmallows, asparagus, ice cream
Blue eyed kitty cat said, please let me go with you
Iko, iko everybody let’s go
Iko, iko everybody let’s go
Iko, iko everybody iko
Mercury venus jupiter saturn mars
Uranus neptune pluto and planet earth
Getting in radio communication
Hello, hello
Earth is like a little star, hello hello
Shaking her hip, blue eyed cat dances the mambo
Uka boo, uka boo everybody uka boo
Uka boo, uka boo, space walk, uka boo
Uka boo, uka boo, let’s do the uka boo
Floating through space with you it’s a dance party
Floating through space let’s drink to the planet earth

Getting in radio communication
Hello hello
Earth is just a little star hello hello
Blue eyed kitty cat said,let’s do it one more time
Iko, iko everybody let’s go
Uka boo, uka boo, everybody uka boo
Iko, iko everybody let’s go
Mercury venus jupiter saturn mars
Uranus neptune pluto and planet earth
Floating through space with you it’s a dance party
Riding on the rocket, cheers to the planet earth

The revolution will be randomized.

I picked up my belongings in a nylon carry-all
I hear the porter call
Said "The sky's the limit on this chartered trip away,"
I guess I'd better stay

Out there on the desert, I see trees on every wall
Nothing's ever solved
Said "The sky's the limit on this chartered trip away,"
Guess I'd better stay away

I thought I owed myself a trip away
I wanted to go to places I have never been away
I looked at the pictures, imagine where they lay
Away on a beach by the sand, where their clothes all lay away

Horizon is oblivious, chartered trip away
Said "There's no returning from this chartered trip away."

Man you guys are kick-ass songwriters! I should become your manager before you get a major-label deal!

Yeah, Rancho, I know you've never stopped regretting how you let the Beatles and Rolling Stones slip off into the big time, while you sat watching TV and drinking whiskey with Clarence, the long-lost fifth Beatle.

Yea, everybody gets a second chance. But I signed Meat Loaf...well, before he became fat anyway. Then he turned fat like overnight and I figured he'd neglect himself and the music too so I dropped him. Summer of '76 or something. That basterd.

wasnt he infact meatloaf at first, then gradually evolved into a human?

No, I think at first he was a Slim-Jim.

then meatloaf?