I am creating a list of songs which describes some friends; however, I am having trouble finding specefic songs. Does anyone know some songs about the following categories?:

My mom is always stressed...
Kip is cheap
Amber is loud
Kelly is single with 2 kids, likes to party
Grandpa has a ton of piece of shit cars
Mike loves Jimmy Buffet
Tiff is high maintenance
Janet smokes the weed

Anyone have any song ideas? Thanks!

My mom is always stressed...
frankie goes to hollywood - relax

Kip is cheap
jerry cantrell - cut you in

Amber is loud
bjork - it's oh so quiet

Kelly is single with 2 kids, likes to party
garbage - stupid girl

Grandpa has a ton of piece of shit cars
ministry - jesus built my hotrod

Mike loves Jimmy Buffet
the eagles of death metal - whorehoppin' (shit goddamn)

Tiff is high maintenance
bran van 3000 - supermodel

Janet smokes the weed
cypress hill - hits from the bong

in all cases it's band - song.

Perfect!! Thanks a ton I'll check some of these songs out!