if i were black, who knows...but b-ball was never my game of choice.

although, ill have you know, my legs are amazing. a little hairy, but overall: amazing legs.

Even panbient is taller than you, and he's not only a vertically challanged, he's a skeleton. It's not until we get to Seba and Roivas, who still are vertically challanged, that we start getting into something I would start considering to be height.


So what happens after the Little Buddy tossing? Do you than shave his legs and have him do a few cheers for you?

You're definately a bowler.

are you the kind of guy that has to bend his head down when entering a room? i always get a chuckle when people like that move around. its like those trees in lord of the rings. actually, i could picture stach-mo as one of those trees. not just because of the height.

little buddy tossing? there will be no such thing. im the main-man on this tour.

little buddy tossing?


such a perverted mind chiva

ive been known to knock down a few pins every now and then

Little Buddy tossing, doesn't count. You have to be the one doing the actual bowling, not the "bowling ball".

youre really stretching it, stachmo. let it go

As good as place as any....when Keith Richards is suggesting you need to go to Rehab....you know Ronnie Wood has issues. The fact that he left his wife for someone 41-years younger is another story.


Mick being Mick and really showing just how much Wood is thought of....their next tour will go on with or without Wood. It took him 20-years to go from a hired guitar player for the group to a full member....and a lot quicker for them to be ready to cut the chord.