Madonna Discovers Muslimgauze

BERLIN, Germany (AP)
Through a strange course of events Madonna has discovered the music of Muslimgauze. Staalplaat of Germany has signed a deal with Madonna's record label Maverick Records (a subsidiary of Warner Brothers Records) to re-release all past limited editions including mailorder only releases. All past limited editions will be available for sale through Madonna's website www.madonna.com later today. Carl Craig will remix most of the back catalog to be featured in the new Batman movie entitled Batman Begins. Madonna has secured rights to the biography of Bryn Jones and a feature length film by husband Guy Ritchie is now in the works.

...this coming from the Soleilmoon website

first she goes for an electronic sound and now she's actually exploring some of the lesser known artists! This is a travesty!

what a slut

Is Muslimgauze good actually? never heard of them/him/her

Good fucking grief...

Certainly!

Josh, are you sure this isn't just a belated April fool's joke? The word implausible keeps going through my head.

perhaps it is, I somewhat hope it is, but coming from Soleilmoon, who knows.

I think this would be comparable to Phil Collins deciding to promote Art Zoyd!

or how about Clay Aiken promoting G.G. Allin.