"Below Nacken"? BELOW?!?

To this very day it hasn't been determined whether it's at least theoretically possible to level with Nacken, unless of course you ARE Nacken. How low would it have to be? Boy, Nacken sure is low. We're talking like "Nuclear-Submarine-Maximum-Depth"-low here. AT LEAST!

Akon? Who is Akon? Never heard of him. I only know Akeem. If he isn't at least as low as Akeem he can forget about winning awards here. No chance!


However, Zola and me are currently trying to establish a Nacken-light-category. But we're only in the testing-phase. Need more time and funds. Nacken taxes must be raised.

imagine a mobile phone ringtone crossed with the chipmunks crossed with the worst wannabe-reggae singer you've ever heard crossed with your average nacken, and voila, you have Akon!

Ringtones...I don't know. We have some ringtones here which are better than most music-singles of the entire last year. And the Cipmunks are actually pretty good. Maybe this Akon isn't that bad after all? Needs to cross over to the erghm, (real) RnB-section.


And he still can go rap.