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Old 09-27-2004, 01:54 AM   #1
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J-Kwon: Worst popular American "artist" ever?

I use the term artist VERY loosely here.
I needed to get this off my chest ever since this illiterate, talentless scum broke onto the Top 40 scene with "Tipsy".

Does this guy have an ounce of talent? He stole the Neptune's beat from "Grindin'", he possesses NO control of the English language (his lyrical ineptitude can best be observed by his need to rhyme everything with "One here comes the two to the three to the four").

And what lyrics he does have, make zero sense whatsoever. Here are a few particularly bad examples:

"babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
like she a groupie and i ain't even on tour
maybe cause she heard that i rhyme hardcore
maybe cuz she heard that i buy out the stores
bottom of the 9th in the series gotta score
if not i gotta move on to the next floor"

OR

"now im lookin at shorty right in the eye
couple seconds passed now im lookin at her thighs
while she tellin me how much she hate her guy
she said she got a kid but she got her tubes tied
if you 21 girl thats all right
i wonder if a shake comin with them fries
if so baby can i get em super sized"

OR

"her eyes got big when she glanced at my jewels
expression on her face like she aint got a clue
and she told told me she dont run with a crew
you know how i do but i guess why i gotta do"

OR

"this single man aint tryna get hitched
nigga waste it on me man son of a bitch
brushed it all off now im back to gettin lit
grisa orange juice man this is some good ish
homebody trippin cause im starin at his chick
now he on the side line starin at my clique"


I mean seriously now...I'm relatively well-versed in urban slang...but these lyrics just make no sense - whatsoever. Terrible.

I don't think any number of remedial English courses would do this illiterate prick any good. I honestly think this guy would have trouble getting a job at McDonald's, so he better pray he doesn't fall off.

Not to mention, his voice is extremely annoying (it sounds like this guy hasn't even hit puberty yet), he has no idea who Raekwon is (admitted it in an interview), his biggest dream is to collaborate with JOJO (I didn't even knew who the f*** JOJO was, I thought maybe K Ci and Jo Jo, until I had the mishap of watching TRL the other day - for those of you who don't know she's a white 13 year old girl who thinks she's a ghetto queen).

Enough with this guy....it makes me absolutely sick that this semi-retarded, illiterate piece of scum has made more money off of one garbage album (I could've written better lyrics while drunk, tripping on LSD and experiencing a brain aneurysm) than 99.9999% of today's college grads will make in a lifetime.

I pray we have heard the last...although it probably won't be that easy, I had the local Top 40 station on the other day and he has another single out...which sounds exactly like Cam'ron's "Hey Ma", except 2,000 times worse in every possible aspect.

Please tell me I'm not alone on this. Afterall I went through the trouble to sign up here solely to release my pent up hatred for this piece of sch!t.
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Old 09-27-2004, 08:32 AM   #2
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He's "rap", although that's an insult to the entire genre.

I'm sure you've heard the song, "Tipsy", even if you don't listen to much rap...it was unavoidable a few months back. "errrbody in the club gettin Tipsy"...

Basically, think Chingy's mentally-retarded younger brother. (yes, this guy pulled off the unthinkable and makes Chingy look like a musical genius.)
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Old 09-27-2004, 10:04 AM   #3
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sorry bout that...
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Old 09-27-2004, 05:52 PM   #4
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oopps there is a duplicte thread here, sorry bonnie, dude you only need one of these things.
no problem, I deleted the other one.
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:17 PM   #5
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Yes i have sadly heard of J-Kwon simply because i do live in NYC and "Tipsy" was unavoidable. And yes, it was yet another example of mainstream crap but again, this does not speak towards the entire genre, in my opinion atleast.
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:18 PM   #6
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i agree, but 90 percent of rap out there is like that. its getting hard to find the good stuf nowadays.
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:51 PM   #7
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Yeah he sucks, but why single just him out? You can throw him in with all the other pop artists that call themselves rap these days.
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Old 09-27-2004, 10:22 PM   #8
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Yeah he sucks, but why single just him out? You can throw him in with all the other pop artists that call themselves rap these days.


No, you can't.

This guy is an entirely different league than Chingy, Nelly, 50 Cent, Terror Squad....etc. etc. etc.

He's far worse than the aforementioned acts (which suck badly themselves).


But J-Kwon is by far the worst of them all. He's like Chingy with Down's Syndrome.
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Old 09-28-2004, 07:35 AM   #9
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...semi-retarded...

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He's like Chingy with Down's Syndrome.

Please stop insulting handicapped people by comparing them with J-Kwon!
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Old 09-28-2004, 10:04 AM   #10
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No, you can't.

This guy is an entirely different league than Chingy

I dont know about that... I heard 'Holidae Inn' the other day and its maybe 0.05% better than 'Tipsy'... I like ludacris, but how the heck did he get roped into that one? Musta been drunk or dyin' or somethin'....
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