Give us a break love, you ain't fooling anyone. Its so ridiculous the way she claims that shes grown up because she had a few drinks! I mean really, has she ever lived in the real world? I don't know whats more irritating; the sickly sweet days (Where I wanted to smack her over the head with a wet fish) or the 'raunchy' period (She grabs her crotch! She swears! But not much, of course!). Please, make her go away!

but I see your point (...and maybe in a few years that's where BS ends up anyway...)
man, that would be a great scene in a movie or a headline for the onion.
