I'd rather eat raw hamburger meat out of an ashtray at a Texas truckstop whore house right after getting my penis amputated by a drunk Oprah Winfrey on 2 kinds of crack....than listen to Coldplay.
OOOoooo, his girlfriend is Gwenyth Paltrow! I'm soo very impressed....That "Clocks" song.....OOOooo....AAAAAhhhhh, that's the chorus? All his OOOhh's and AAAAhhh's make me wanna throw up. Call Tom Yorke for singing lessons.....



