Country music, by and large, is a genre literally filled with horrendous lyrics...this isn't always the case, of course, but quite often you'll find most modern country to be little more than sadly humerous and pathetic in the lyric department. Feel free to post your own selections here.

Selection #1:

Toby Keith - "I Love This Bar"

We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thristy hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

[Chorus:]
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do

I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got divorcees and a big bouncer man
An old jukebox and a real bad band
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car

Reason number 672 why

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Play it on out boys
Beer-thirty's over
Got to take it on home

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I just love it

Hmm hmm hmm I love this bar, great refrain! Something tells me that this song would suit Mr. Iron Maiden perfectly

F U T K

I know there are songs about fucking pickup trucks


are there songs in cuntry genre about losing babies and trailer parks?

why am I not impressed by you spelling country as cuntry?

come on, I am trying so hard to impress you orpheus!!!! why aint you impressed?

fine, I am gonna pick up my accoustic guitar and sing about it in my trailer park home!

hey Evil there in your trailer park
there's no need for you to bark - at me
even if you didn't make a big impression - on me
I'm just not in your possession - you see

"I Wish You Were Here" by Barbara Mandrell, in which the songwriter ''rhymed" the following:

''I wish you were here, I have to be honest
It's no fun alone makin' pina coladas"

aha ha ha.

everything ever written by toby keith, fuck everything ever written by 99.9% of country artists. BUT IT'S GOD'S MUSIC